There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the day after is always just damage control
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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