I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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