I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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