i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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