so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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