i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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