Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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