you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
