i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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