I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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