Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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