when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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