Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
