I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it's like iHOP with fire
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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