i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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