I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I will be naked everywhere
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
