what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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