Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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