Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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