Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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