i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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