So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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