This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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