The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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