I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize