So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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