Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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