I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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