On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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