Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I know her cup size but not her name....
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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