Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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