Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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