i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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