You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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