At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize