we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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