I'm lost and stupid without you.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wish you could order shots online.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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