so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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