So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
false alarm, still single
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