gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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