Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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