i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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