I hope mine doesn't look like that
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So much Jack, so little girl.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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