so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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