your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
did i just pee glitter
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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