Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
God, I missed his penis.
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