He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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