He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i will never coherently bang her
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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