Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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