you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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