She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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