There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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