Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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