i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Randomize
