I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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